If I ever worked at a chocolate factory

leethomplove:

Mattress surfing Queen.

I love how the hood falls in the perfect moment. Because it’s Julie Andrews and the hoodie ain’t falling untill it’s time.

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fullmetalfisting:

one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book 

(via this-smile-is-real)

Interviewer: “You gave her 12 out of 10 on kissing”

Jen: *makes a kissing noises*

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"In reading great literature I become a thousand men and yet remain myself…I see with a myriad of eyes, but it is still I who see."

C.S. Lewis (via blissfulbeardsdoitbest)

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do you ever just turn your candy canes into prison shanks like…

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Perfect for killing my enemies with a little holiday flair

ho-ho-homicide

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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

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wanderersandaliens:

mygayshoes:

brendonboydburie:

only 100 in 5 weeks

man her game is weak

That’s 100 episodes in 35 days.

That’s 2.8 episodes a day.

I’ve had casual watching more intensive than that.

*tumblr collectively laughs*

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